Silver Tongue

why is robbie rotten so relatable

QUEEN OF BLANKETS

writing-prompt-s:
Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…
“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”
“Me too, tbh.”
-fin-

red-reaper-of-the-end:

sori4rt:
ambris:
introvertproblems:
-> IF YOU CAN RELATE TO AN INTROVERT, JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION <-
I am all of these
Same
wow. this is pretty accurate to me

tompoesje:

^{tintin u poo}

sindri42:

shitpost-senpai:
loltaku:
hurf durf technology is bad thomas edison is a witch
>This argument again
All evidence indicates that violent video games prevent real world crime. It’s almost like giving people a way to act on their violent impulses that doesn’t actually hurt anybody makes them less likely to hurt people.

cookiekhaleesi:

i’m just…going to leave these here

*procrastinates to the last second*

swolizard:

am I angry at myself? you betcha
am i disappointed in my work? absolutely
have I learned my lesson? probably not