driad:

nyx5:

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

chefpyro:

But it’s fine. I have something different now.

ponythehorse:

when the optional superboss has an unskippable cutscene before the battle

sansserifaster:

someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack

me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

cosmosbadger:

steven’s chatting with the cluster and the gems are being heroic in their own way

laddermatch:

lesbienjolras:

imagine making friends with someone, and you get on really well and become pretty close. you’ve been friends for a few months when they tell you, “i need to show you something.” you watch in awe as they open twitter, log into the account @dril, and make a tweet right before your eyes. what would you do

Originally posted by livelovelaugh-with-varshajain

rikun85:

Someone was going to make this joke sooner or later.

chefpyro:

Give me a nickname for a female Banette.

bayonetta

shake666productions:

How fucked are you?

this means Dave can time travel and we can have an orgy with our copies.