Silver Tongue

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

jumpingjacktrash:
“ thatssolame:
“ Chris Evans went full Captain America and lost every last chill he had
”
cap is not even slightly fucking around
”
Makes sense. I mean, captain americas first appearance was punching a fascist bigot with dangerously...

jumpingjacktrash:

thatssolame:

Chris Evans went full Captain America and lost every last chill he had

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cap is not even slightly fucking around

Makes sense. I mean, captain americas first appearance was punching a fascist bigot with dangerously high political status

lotsarocks:

Damn it, Amethyst.

sunnyside-art:
“A Dartrix butler named Quillford Rootington, or just Quill for short
”

sunnyside-art:

A Dartrix butler named Quillford Rootington, or just Quill for short

mewscaper:
“ Ta-daaa! It’s me, Eevee!
”

mewscaper:

Ta-daaa! It’s me, Eevee!

dont-wake-sana:

;; you know kind of sports anime i’d like to see happen next? GYMNASTICS

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Originally posted by slowmogymnastics

featherinmycapandcheese:

butler-atwood:

I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

@ all the people complaining about how aces are all teenagers who want to feel special

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

beautifulgodzilla:

adelstotle:

beautifulgodzilla:

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this