Silver Tongue

kisbys:

sometimes u get mad and climb onto the counter in ur kitchen at 3 am cos u made shitty life decisions n u dunno how to handle it and really u just need some damn pancakes

mcsweezy:

Cow

benepla:

jama9:
benepla:
steven universe yelled at me for voting third party
Nah, Steven would be proud that anyone did the right thing and voted with their morals over fear and popularity
steven came to my house and forcibly ripped my floor-to-ceiling jill stein poster off the wall w/ his knife

masterofreality:

just-shower-thoughts:
The empire never referred to it as the death star, they always said battle station. The term death star is nothing more than rebel scum propaganda.

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

mattjosephdiaz:

This is about to get really sweet or really mean

soggystyrofoam:

you’re so rude dom

lordthundercox:

That’s fair.

ruinedchildhood:

freshest-tittymilk:
lemartian:
dykestar:
indigoyogurt:
omgphantastic:
hashtag-done:
I DONT GET IT
i would explain it but it’s too much to explain srry
If you don’t get this, you had a deprived childhood.
This is the reason my life is so fucked up.
do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?
do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?
OMG