Silver Tongue

mst3kman:

roadhogs-thick-ass:

s0s2:

Roadhog talks.
A friend inspired me to do a sequel to this 
Some interesting facts from the timeline which I thought would be nice to show in a comic.
I hope I didn’t make Roadhog too out of character, but some things he does make me believe that he might actually be like this.
I love this meatpile.
Also kinda feel like Zarya and Roadie would get along best.

This is so great
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thatsthat24:
“THERE WAS A SALE
”

thatsthat24:

THERE WAS A SALE

chronicallyempty:

Honestly? To be honest? tbh? Truthfully? I’m so tired

lesbian-han-solo:

*banging 2 large sheet pans together*
I DON’T CARE IF MIKE PENCE’S FEELINGS WERE HURT OR HIS MONEY WAS WASTED I HONESTLY HOPE HE CRIED BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE LIKE YOU, ME AND ANY ONE ELSE NOT LIKE HIM. THAT FUCK TIT WENT TO THE WRONG GODDAMN MUSICAL LET ALONE GOING TO A MUSICAL AT ALL.
HE DOESN’T LIKE BEING BOOED AT? I DON’T LIKE BEING ELECTROCUTED AND SEEING MY FELLOW AMERICANS ABUSED. SUCK IT UP FUCKER

F U C K Y O U P E N C E

alrightanakin:

One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”

spookeyquartz:

at this point fully functional me could be classified as a cryptid

pyronoid-d:
“ crisontumblr:
“ neogeotorpedo:
“ stamda:
“ imgonnafucktherobot:
“ thatmetticguy:
“ pyronoid-d:
“ look how many fucking endings and routes this game had
”
this is also ignoring the true ending
”
is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story...

pyronoid-d:

crisontumblr:

neogeotorpedo:

stamda:

imgonnafucktherobot:

thatmetticguy:

pyronoid-d:

look how many fucking endings and routes this game had

this is also ignoring the true ending 

is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map 

fun fact 

in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu

literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played

each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game

you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it

what the fuck

It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit:

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I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on.

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For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing?

this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today

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midoritonbo:
“ odinsblog:
“ Okay so this tweet is a bit of satire to point out the absurdity of the #BlueLivesMatter narrative that blindly elevates police to hero status (see this post).
But I just had to comment on this particular tweet. So once...

midoritonbo:

odinsblog:

Okay so this tweet is a bit of satire to point out the absurdity of the #BlueLivesMatter narrative that blindly elevates police to hero status (see this post).

But I just had to comment on this particular tweet. So once upon a time, I was dating a girl who was a social worker. Like, she was the real deal. She even had a master’s degree in social work. Anyway, one day she called me and said her car had broke down and she didn’t have Triple A, and asked if I could come get her. So I took the rest of the day off work and went to get her. We got her car towed to a repair shop and they said it would take a day to fix it, but she was really upset that she was going to miss some appointments with clients.

Long story short, I drove her to the rest of her appointments, and OH MY GOD. I’m a fairly big guy, and growing up I’ve lived in some pretty rough neighborhoods, but even EYE was afraid to go into some of the places where she had appointments. Incredibly impoverished black and white neighborhoods. I remember being sO impressed with her that day. At the end of the day, I asked her if this was a normal day for her, and she looked surprised (and a little annoyed) and said, “Yes. My clients are some of the nicest, most honest people I’ve met in my life,” and she said other than a couple of times, she’s never worried for her safety. And she had been doing that job straight out of college.

And she did this every day, WITHOUT guns like our “brave” police.

So yeah, there’s definitely a lot of other professions that are far, far more important than the police, and these people manage to do their jobs without “accidentally” murdering the people they’re supposed to be helping.

Unmitigated racism and cowardice (around completely unarmed black people) plagues American police forces.

Been saying this for a while. My colleagues and I have been taught de-escalation techniques, which includes non-violent physical control training. We have to renew every 2 years.

How am I required to learn this, and the person authorized to carry/use a deadly weapon is not?

hobbitystmarymorstan:

peardita:

past me: canon is sacred I must carefully fact-check everything to make sure it is canon-compliant

present me: canon is a box of scraps in a cave I’m gonna tear that shit apart throw away 90% of it and out of the good bits build something absolutely beautiful and amazing

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