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scienceisfood:

yoshiyaki:

The Greater Dog (Undertale)

The biggest fuzzy baby

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

halcyon-kun:

rabioheab:

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

I can’t believe you would insult Leonardo DeviantArt Vinci this way

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

That sounds like a team up or fusion dance aspect. Neo-KKK?

Technically the KKK is already Neo-KKK, as the original KKK was wiped out decades before the modern KKK was founded in its memory.

imp:

earthmantle:

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation

melifluo99:

nepeta doodles

lenasai:

hasure:

rexmccoolguy:

aster-the-ace:

kingrebecca:

aster-the-ace:

askstevehooves37atisback:

aster-the-ace:

askstevehooves37atisback:

accursedasche:

charoite-gem:

kingrebecca:

Ps. Fuck bees

please dont fuck the bees.

TOO LATE.

Oh yeah, big deal. Wanting to have sex with a bee. Pah, imagine what I have to deal with.

What we both have to deal with Pap.

Well, even me. You get popular enough and then soon enough there will be people wanting to sleep with you, or other things. That aren’t exactly good to talk about.

(Oh and, if anyone is looking at this right now, just letting you know, internet does not compare to real life all the darn time).

Hell, the only thing I have to do is just go with my actual name and wear some security uniform. And you guys have to run for your lives.

Unless that balloons guy scares them off.

Balloon Boy? Man, for being quite hated he can sure as hell bring up a good scare.

Well, he was corrupted Gardanoth.

I know. Just he’s quite laid back too isn’t he?

Yeah, some-what like my brother Sans I guess.

Well don’t think anyone’s going to be…

Sans, don’t you dare even…

Rushing to the “Ball”-oon Park…

SANS! THAT JOKE DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

Geez Papyrus. Don’t start “Balloo”-ing your eyes out now.

DAMMIT HUMAN!

Aww, someone can’t “Bear” to look at this stuff?

GOD DAMMIT SANS!

What? He sure can’t! The situation is getting real “Bear”-y…

FOR F*** SAKES GARDANOTH!

Oh s***, I just pissed off your brother Sans.

…

psssshs….nothin personnel….kid

someone make a dramatic reading of this mess

I want this post to be the first meme of 2016

I’m killing myself

THis went in several directions and I was not prepared for any of them