Silver Tongue

Danny: You can't just, like, wear a Pope hat, right? You have to be a Pope, right?
Arin: You can wear whatever you want, Dan.
Danny: No, but I mean, like...is it disrespectful to wear a Pope hat? As a Halloween costume?
Arin: On Halloween you can dress as fucking anything! You can dress as Hitler!
Danny: I beg to differ! People get in trouble every year for dressing as some crazy shit on Halloween. 
Arin: What? Really?
Danny: Yeah! Don't you remember those college girls who put on blackface and shit for Halloween?
Arin: Well...okay...
Danny: Yeah! That's what I'm saying! That falls under the category of "anything."
Arin: True. But that's like, a racially insensitive costume in general. 
Danny: AND HITLER IS NOT?
Arin: Well, no, because that's not a costume. That's a person. I mean, you gotta be careful who you wear that around--
Danny: YEAH, LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE.

setheverman:

nudityandnerdery:
garbageshepard:
setheverman:
when you’re the piano player in the wild west when harry potter is being shown at the movie theater
bye
Oh my god.
Still one of the dumbest videos I’ve ever made

rmxstudiojd:

sixpenceee:
A video of a two headed lizard eating. (Source)
Two fully functioning brains connected by one body.
Amazing.

@elektronx

owlturdcomix:

Missed the point.
image / twitter / facebook / patreon

deoxyrebornicleic:

here have some skellies

spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:
massivelimestonecube:
massivelimestonecube:
??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here
would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still
chaotic good

YOU HAVE A MULLET

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jitterbugjive:

It’s actually a fauxhawk with a rat tail but sure, I can disguise it to look like a mullet
Mullets are actually super workable hairstyles
the 80s knew what was going on maaan

it looks like if joe dirt went scene

 [the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
me: yesssss
 [the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS

jitterbugjive:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:
kibazenia:
naturepunk:
adorablesnakes:
lostinathought:
anchor-arms:
clorinspats:
pampoovey:
sexhaver:
stunningpicture:
I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
dont smoke weed kids
its like a noodle with a weird meatball
the more i look at this snake the more i laugh
“Meth is one Hell of a drug”
How are people afraid of snakes; they’re magically ridiculous looking
It’s also called the Chunk-Headed Tree Snake because it’s like a big ol’ chunk on the end of a long stick I guess.

I also have a stuffed snake named Chunk after this type of snake :)
Nature made this and was like, “Yeah. This is acceptable.”
Oh my gosh
@xxxkyrareaperxxx
‘I have a big head any no arms’
holy shit is this thing actually real
slendersnake

suminerdko:

freexcitizen:
1-800-zog-1488:
funnygamememes:
WHAT?!?!?!?
Best. Headshot. Ever. -src
WITNESSED
Bruh