ah yes, I love movies where it’s either everyone mumbling or super loud music playing. It’s not like I want to pay attention to anyhting important

gay-compass:

silver-tongues-blog:

kneesbutt:

westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

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source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

Can an ordained minister bless water and make it holy? Totally not asking because it’s only like 30 bucks in my state to become an ordained minister.

Do you live in Arkansas or something?

Texas. Can’t bless the ocean landlocked, can I?

kneesbutt:

westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

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source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

Can an ordained minister bless water and make it holy? Totally not asking because it’s only like 30 bucks in my state to become an ordained minister.

belovedexile:

mshenchy:

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

I would be named Stella today. Sure. I’d take it.

Alexa was the 106th most popular name the year I was born. Today it would be Kimberly…. I never knew I could dislike a name more than my own (no offense to any Kims). 

My name would be jessa.
I would probably go by jess.

gourgeist:
“ Sun & Moon Starters by Saku_no135 ”
sarcoptid:
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passive-aggressive-pearls:

passive-aggressive-pearls:

passive-aggressive-pearls:

passive-aggressive-pearls:

passive-aggressive-pearls:

5 DAYS UNTIL WE ALL DIE

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4 DAYS UNTIL OUR FUNERALS

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3 DAYS!!!! 3 DAYS YALL BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS

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2 DAYS,,,,,,, 2 days……….DEAR NEPTUNE,,,,

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1 MORE DAY BRING ME TO HELL ASGHJDGJDSA

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staff:

Look what we can achieve when we forget about our petty differences and focus on what really matters.

Is staff really promoting the use of a malechite dildo?

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“ fartgallery:
“ RIP lettuce
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guys remember when i dropped my lettuce getting off the bus and it immediately rolled under the wheels and got crushed. i will always remember u, lettuce
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lettuce take a moment of silence in memory of this...

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

RIP lettuce

guys remember when i dropped my lettuce getting off the bus and it immediately rolled under the wheels and got crushed. i will always remember u, lettuce

lettuce take a moment of silence in memory of this loss