Silver Tongue

wakaflackalypse:

classicalmonoblogue:

bogleech:

just-shower-thoughts:

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

Gem Harvest

envy-denvy:

What I expected:

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What I got:

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abadeers:

if amanda bynes had depression, everyone would be hailing her for being ‘so inspirational’ and ‘lliving with such a tragic illness’

but because she’s schizophrenic, she’s mocked and humiliated by the media and by society for ‘outrageous’ and ‘hilarious’ behaviour she can’t control

this is why it’s dangerous to leave schizophrenia and psychosis out of your disability activism - because people still think it’s okay to say they support people with mental illnesses, but really only mean the mental illnesses they deem ‘normal’ enough to support.

askassriel:

Yeh

That’s it

Desesperate but classy is my everyday mood

hawaiianbread:

we built this city

gearholder:

bearfrickker:

critical-perspective:

bearfrickker:

buffbon:

I feel like giving bad webcomics famous mangaka artstyles would make them actually funny

Imagine Ctrl+Alt+Delete drawn by Masashi Kishimoto

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Behold @bearfrickker

I have no words to express my feelings to this, so I’ll just let it speak for itself

Dinosaur Comics by Akira Toriyama

filthylittleoptimist:
“ snorl4x:
“ how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
”
only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency
”

filthylittleoptimist:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency