dirk, who loves artificial orange flavor but spent his entire life on a tower in the middle of the ocean and therefore has never tasted an actual orange, one day finally gets the opportunity to taste a real one, fresh and ripe from jades garden, and, again, having no experience with real fresh fruits or vegetables, lifts the damn thing to his mouth and just takes a bite, rind and all,
my absolute fav eve moment tho is just that one sidegag when she goes overboard with the egg beater wall-e hands her and she breaks it by accident bc in the span of like .2 seconds realizes she’s fucking destroyed it, has to cover up the murder, sneakily hides it’s remains, and then acts overly innocent when he hands her another thing to look at like???? im loveher?????????
Im not your teacher. Look it up. Go somewhere else with that.
Attention Black people:
STOP EXPLAINING SHIT TO WHITE PEOPLE. THEY DONT DESERVE YOUR SANITY. THEY DONT CARE ANYWAYS. MOST OF THEM ARE TROLLS. DONT FUCK UP UR HEALTH CUZ OF THESE PEOPLE.
Racist white people get the broomstick treatment around here.
“Sealioning is the name given to a specific, pervasive form of aggressive cluelessness, that masquerades as a sincere desire to understand.
A Sealion is a person who, when confronted with a fact that they don’t care to acknowledge, say, the persistence of systemic racism in America, will ask endlessly for ‘proof’ and insist that it is the other person’s job to stop everything they are doing and address the issue to their satisfaction.
Sealions are just ‘asking nicely’ but they are asking questions that have been asked and answered fully many times, and are unwilling to so much as open a tab to look up the answer, nor will they recognize the validity of your sources, your experience or expertise.”
— Erica Friedman
^Comic of origin for the “sea lioning” term, very very relevant. Google exists. It is not hard to use. Do not spend your time and effort and emotional labor explaining shit to lazy racist assholes (also applies for sexists/homophobes/transphobes/etc,)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
