Silver Tongue

AND DON’T
FUCKING
TELL PEOPLE
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

the-future-now:

Watch: Earlier in the clip, Kimmel roasted Sarah Palin for her “offensive and dangerous” climate nonsense.
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gearholder:

Srsly Entei, your dad was Ho-oh anyway

pkbunny:

I just keep letting me down letting me down letting me down
~~have no idea what the honk instrument is called tbh~~

the-local-oregonian:

I could not help but to make this. I am not sorry

leapworm:

memeufacturing:

person: *does finger guns at me* ayyyy
me: fucking pull the trigger you coward

grumpquoteoftheday:

fangfero:
I’m thinking of making a gift shirt for the Arin and Dan, here’s the design I have so far. What do you think?
i would buy this and wear it every day

Watch: Earlier in the clip, Kimmel roasted Sarah Palin for her “offensive and dangerous” climate nonsense.