Silver Tongue

signs as homestuck characters

♈ Prospitian Monarch

♉ jade harley

♊ Jack Noir

♋ dave strider

♌ Roxy Lalonde

♍ rose Lalonde

♎ Calliope

♏ john egbert

♐ Dirk Strider

♑ Caliborn

♒ Jake English

♓ Jane Crocker

I arriveat training

silver-tongues-blog:

Pushups: 100 done
Situps: 100 done
Squats: 100 done

MY HAIR HAS BEEN FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM MY HEAD

I arriveat training

Pushups: 100 done

Situps: 100 done

Squats: 100 done

captainsnoop:

when i was younger my mom warned me that porn would give me unrealistic standards, and i scoffed at her
now i’m a grown ass adult and what i look for in a woman is “a demon wearing a sweater” or “a giant robot” so i guess the egg is on my face

fartgallery:

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

the signs as homestuck characters

wait a fucking second

parkstone-international:

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

fuocogo:

My darkest Mei moment (he got Play of the Game, to add insult to injury….)