Silver Tongue

astrotheology:

xlec:

tumblr hasn’t had a site wide glitch in almost a year….i miss dysfunctional tumblr :(

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they don’t make em like this anymore

liberalsarecool:
“ We need to end the #NotAllCops and ‘thin blue line’ blanket defense of police. There are institutional problems with law enforcement.
Standing by in silence is an accessory to the crime.
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liberalsarecool:

We need to end the #NotAllCops and ‘thin blue line’ blanket defense of police. There are institutional problems with law enforcement.

Standing by in silence is an accessory to the crime.

One of my friends just had someone trying to get free art from her. She said she only does requests for close friends and the asshole responded with "we could be friends, what's your Skype?" Which creeped her out

revscarecrow:

I don’t even respond to those kinds of people anymore. If you think art isn’t a skill based specialized trade worthy of pay then I’m not talking to you.

yeah. THe worst part is that her commissions are actually very cheap. Like, she undersells her stuff.

phoneus:

craftywisp:

whatever

this was the apex of non-cartoon shows for kids 

bi-the-way-im-done-with-you:

my new favorite saying : guys, gals, and non-binary pals

dan-mcneely:

vendilionjames:

If you ever think a video game you’re playing is facetious, instead consider EarthBound:

  • About three quarters through the game, the player finds a weapon called the Casey Bat. It is the strongest weapon in the game by a large margin, so naturally the player will equip it to Ness instantly. What isn’t indicated, though, is that it has a 75% miss rate. Players are often bewildered by the fact that at a certain point in the game, Ness suddenly becomes incapable of hitting anything.
  • The player is at one point given the option to buy an egg. The egg does nothing. But it will randomly hatch into a chick without notifying the player. While a chick is in the player’s inventory, a beeping sound will play constantly. There is no indication of why this is happening.
  • A boss called the Clumsy Robot has a move where it eats a bolonge sandwich. The text prompt will say that it recovers an enormous, demoralising amount of HP from doing this. It actually does nothing. The text prompt is lying.
  • At one point the player is given the option to buy a machine from an inventor. They are told they need the machine to progress in the game. It is incredibly expensive. The machine isn’t needed for anything at all, and it breaks when you use it.
  • To get into one of the villains’ lair, you have to know the secret password. The secret password is five minutes of silence. You have to stand in front of the door into the lair for five minutes without doing anything, then you will be allowed in.

Fuck your noise. EarthBound went hard.

blueroomgamer:

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

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scotchtapeofficial:
“trashboat:
“ socoolandcynical:
“ Helping my girlfriend move in to her new apartment I noticed this strange hook in the middle of the guest bedroom ceiling. There is nothing around it to imply that it could have held a lighting...

scotchtapeofficial:

trashboat:

socoolandcynical:

Helping my girlfriend move in to her new apartment I noticed this strange hook in the middle of the guest bedroom ceiling. There is nothing around it to imply that it could have held a lighting fixture. Starting to wonder if any serial killers lived in there before her. Either way, that’s some @sixpenceee shit

this is the most boring thing I’ve ever read

*sees a ceiling hook fixed in the ceiling, which is precisely the intended use of a ceiling hook* woah… what kind of sick fuck lived here…

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

queen-markov:

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual