Silver Tongue

fish owners: Hi, this is my indo-pacific biotope 125 gal alkaline FOWLR tank I have 7 Cirrhilabrus aurantidorsalis and I'm thinking of moving my acro frags to
reptile owners: MMMMMMMMMMMM he a BIg Boy Wow slurp slurp he love to chomp lettuce Look at that dog go!!!!!!!
bird owners: bird

chefpyro:

spikedmauler:
A request from a good man, @chefpyro!
THIS IS FUCKIN SWEET, BRO

fuckyeahtonystark:

theoppositeoflamp:
frightfullytreeish:
man-thing:
DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE
#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

mallowninja:

mostlysaner:
spitblaze:
what the fuck. what the fuck did this dude make fuckin edm in a midi program. what the fuck man im losing my mind
When you walk into a club playing this, you know it’s going to be lit.
@heliotelios

waldangerous:

Y’all: “Hey, the live action FMA is coming out soon!”
Me:

faeriefountainart:

faeriefountainart:

micdotcom:

this-is-life-actually:
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follow @this-is-life-actually
plus it stars gender-fluid artist Karis Wilde!

killua-zoldyck-official:

when people are surprised that nintendo bans them when they use online features on a game they pirated and used days before its actual release

railroadsoftware:

meckamecha:
HONK LOVE GODS IF YOU NOT JESUS DEAD JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
*leans on my horn*

gearholder:

heck

Watch: This deodorant ad understands one of the intimate struggles of being gender-fluid or trans