Silver Tongue

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

alphaflyer:
audreysparkle:
pr1nceshawn:
Life With Cats.
Adorable little assholes
This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

duskargentum:

princesszeldaz:
Sorry I can’t come to work today it’s a national holiday
A legend

cnhrandom:

well this worked out

tastefullyoffensive:

This is adorable. (via RonaldDoee)

You can tell this is legit because she scheduled dinner for 3pm

terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

baroquemirrors:

in america we don’t say “goodbye” anymore instead we say “be safe” and I think that’s terrifying :)