internet3:

selkies-song:

I like how Nintendo got everyone to go back to their animal crossing towns less than two weeks before sun and moon comes out.

We’re all going to abandon Isabelle for pokemon again.

It’s a vicious cycle.

I saved this 3 years ago and it’s relevant again

butterscotchbird:

sunnyside-art:

butterscotchbird:

pen and hoop

@sunnyside-art

Are they okay?

no

leadhooves:

justakansasboy:

unpretty:

justakansasboy:

unpretty:

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP

you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing

#EXCUSE ME SIR #BUT I AM TRYING TO LIVE #COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MALLET ELSEWHERE #THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND COOPERATION #there’s no way he should be able to dodge but the joker is way too busy being mad at the gall of him to think about that #so offended that someone he had not planned to waste time on was still alive

I imagine the top three panels happening it quicksilver style slow motion while he’s thinking super fast

well, clark is faster than a speeding bullet so a hammer is easy to dodge

makuo-san:

caveat-monstrum:

decertatio:

ignigeno:

atombombbaby:

quousque:

reaperneeshy:

lgbtlaughs:

fyeahobsidian:

chordati:

chordati:

shout out to this gr8 tyranny review thats only making me want to play the game EVEN MORE

the saga continues

You can buy Tyranny on Steam or GoG and please support Obsidian so we can get more amazing games ♥

sign me the fuck up

@shadowalking IT GOT BETTER

“a powerful fearsome warrior-woman is not the exception, it is the norm”

if you somehow think this is a bad think kindly shove a cactus up your ass

Okay, I officially need this game now.

Um, I need this???

Please buy the game! Obsidian have ways been solid with this kinda stuff and the world is fucking amazing. Please please! Strong recommendations from me!!

Well now that it’s described like this I wanna get it now

I have no money for it but I’m buying it anyway

jammeke:

schnappsontherocks-annieoakley:

buzzfeed:

Two Fighting Bald Eagles Got Stuck In A Storm Drain And Everyone Thinks It’s A Metaphor

If this were a painting I would call the symbolism a little heavy handed.

snowwbunny:

tbh dating me is like having a pet

reasons
-gets separation anxiety
-wants your attention all the time
-pet me.
-I get excited when you get excited
-I get sad when you get sad
-needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me I am a good girl.
-?????

sigmahatesyou:

zecurlyone:

benepla:

debonair-bear:

mysticben:

benepla:

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

The largest perhaps, but far from the fittest. His spindly frame would be no match for Joey or Chandler, and Phoebe is unpredictable at best. In combat he’d stand no chance.