a-vodka-mutini:

MM

mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

detective-fulbright:

kumateddii:

Tonight in DnD: Roll to resist Boner

Some months later in DnD:

If you rolled a nat 20 to resist boner then the baby wouldn’t have been crafted.

jayce:

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

just-shower-thoughts:

If you’re hairy enough shampoo IS body wash

mahakavi:

snaics:

stuckdrawer:

snaics:

what’s the opposite of vore

Going the fuck to church

but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus

delete my blog i’m begging someone please

benwinstagram:

me: *plugs phone in*

phone: *vibrates*

me: yeah you like that huh

meteorpleasebreedme:

nyx-born-prophet:

writing-prompt-s:

Upon their eighteenth birthday, everyone has to choose either Order or Chaos. Those who choose Order are sent to a safe, structured city with no real free will. Those who choose Chaos are sent to a city with complete freedom, but there are no laws or protections of any kind.

I love Shin Megami Tensei

iopele:

globegander:

That one time Slade thought Clark Kent was Bruce Wayne and slipped him a Neurotoxin Mickey only to get his ass kicked anyway.

This comic is great!

[Superman: American Alien #3]

“ta-dah! sard borken!”

greatest line in any Batman or Superman comic ever

lady-starkiller:

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore