HUFFLEPUFF: “Honesty is, honestly, the best policy,” said Saracen. “But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly.” –Derek Landy (Saracen Rue: Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light)
su is really good about lowkey twists like, “garnet is a fusion” or “rose murdered pink diamond” are good but i really like “steven is 14” and “the gems are parasitic aliens” and “russia doesn’t exist anymore”
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
