Silver Tongue
westborofaptist:
“ mark went in and took no hostages
”

westborofaptist:

mark went in and took no hostages

quartz-poker:
“Goddammit this made me inhale my drink. Owwwwww. XD
”
Well, if she can do that I don’t doubt her claim

quartz-poker:

Goddammit this made me inhale my drink. Owwwwww. XD

Well, if she can do that I don’t doubt her claim

captain-boomerang:

badassbonerfarts:

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

butterscotchbird:

lil-mizz-jay:

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I’m the best friend ever

callout post for eidi

created by eidi

i enter the web design class

sasshunter:

uhlfric:

h1 {
    font-family: “Comic Sans MS”;
    font-size: “50px”;
    font-color: “magenta”;
}

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triparto:

aluminum-heart:

aluminum-heart:

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

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GJAHDGJADDJAD

nikoni:

shad0wmantis:

walnutcrossing:

”!!!!” has a sound in my head

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butterynutjob:

sanjo-the-banjo:

I scrolled down hoping for an explanation but there wasn’t any

The ring bear