gearholder:

Congratulations

Originally posted by polyglotplatypus

brondeef:

I HATE THOSE DOVER BOYS

g0966:

katelynntheg:

look at this masterpiece I have found 

Yes I died laughing

OH MY GOD

gingerdeity:

animabokutenshifanart:

withasideofepic:

Is your baby being a little shit?

I love this dynamic, and I love this vine BD

You can tell I spent 20 minutes on the top panel and 10 on the rest lmfao

@rakzon This is what I meant!

scraps-is-busy:

datcatwhatcameback:

amazingatheist:

Yeah, dude, people in Sweden and Denmark and shit are always worried about the secret police coming to take them away to the gulags.

Meanwhile, capitalist America has no such thing *cough* Guantanamo bay *cough* extraordinary rendition *cough*

Anon needs more pan.

Remember how Hillary Clinton used the IRS as her personal gestapo? Auditing anybody who crossed her for several years even for the most petty of reasons? 

I don’t think Bernie Sanders is the one you need to watch out for. 

Remember when she was interfering and sabataging the investigation of the watergate scandal?

gearholder:

darthjak:

Ruby and Sapphire baby sit Steven!

Well this has gone completely pear shaped, there’s no other way out of it, you’re gonna have to fuse with m

magicbat:

island-delver-go:

raikou:

raikou:

*speedruns the exam* yolo

👌

If you crouch while loading the scantron you can clip right through the answers

Every second of the run counts, so shave off those crucial seconds by rocket jumping to your seat.

If you clip out of the first area to get the bottle early and catch a bug, you can release it after the first question right as you go through the exit portal to glitch straight to the final question.

statecide:

official-sovietunion:

okay if you’ve lived in a corrupt communist country and suffered for it, im sorry and that sucks but just know that many ‘communist’ countries actually stray far from actual communist beliefs and it isn’t really fair to say that, as a political and social theory, communism is inherently bad

Actually in all reality, marx defines communism as the economic structure that comes after capitalism fails. Since most communist countries never actually had capitalism, they technically are not communist.

strangebiology:

This is a Jellyfish found in the Mariana Trench by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration this week. The name is Hydromedusa.

this is a ghost

verta-bae:

cha-raa:

fetishtrash:

funnypicturesposts:

Yall need Satan

HOLY SHIT

Originally posted by dxsobedient

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[[ SHOW ME PROOF, SHOW ME!! ]]

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.