Silver Tongue

dan-mcneely:

*forgets i used this knife to crush garlic and slices up a pear with it* this is just like that scene in rattatooie where

makeitstoopid:

Man. i was so conflicted in picking one joke for this that i said “Screw it” and put them all in.

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saddestblogger:

psychic: you’re going to die in a car accident sometime soo- 

me: *is sprinting to the parking lot*

psychic: uh…..don’t you wanna finish the session?

me:

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kingkimochi:

scribbles my fave fish kids

nifigiri:
“ We’re free
”

nifigiri:

We’re free

chunty:

rubyvroom:

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

Fuck this. Yes, it’s unlikely to get a third party candidate but these voters aren’t the problem. And by getting 5% the party can be governmentally recognized and receives some funding. Half of our voting nation decided just not to vote. A whole half. They’re the problem, along side the GOP. Not third-party voters. STOP this nonsense honestly it’s so backwards. It’s definitely not a waste supporting a candidate you believe in (unless that candidate is a fascist). This anti-third party rhetoric is so old and obsolete, just as the electoral college is. Blame the people who sit out while bigots march the streets carrying their dried, preserved hitler corpse on a gold gilded throne in their white bleached hoods

official-teraflop:
“ juunkrat:
“ i cant believe hanzo Murdered them all
”
Shocking that Hanzo would murder someone close to him.
”

official-teraflop:

juunkrat:

i cant believe hanzo Murdered them all

Shocking that Hanzo would murder someone close to him.

disgustinganimals:

abilify:

More sea slugs

ah yes the rabbit of the deep. please stay down there.

shoutloaf:

neophyte-redglare:

neophyte-redglare:

neophyte-redglare:

neophyte-redglare:

neophyte-redglare:

im deletering homestu ck

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here we go 

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sAY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

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the boy vanishes

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homestuck is no longer 

we’ll miss this boy. jomestuck egbert 

this is hilarious on mobile because it stays rhe same until the second to last one and then suddenly gets really small