It’s finally happened. After all these years, Dark Souls has finally robbed me of the one thing I had left: My sanity. This is the moment that resulted in me losing my mind and suffocating myself through laughter.
he was so embarrassed he just left
he knew what was supposed to happen and he just accepted it
When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.
The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.
So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.
Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming
I love Toby Fox’s absolute dedication to not being a public figure. He made what a lot of people consider to be one of the best videogames of all time, raked in a bunch of awards, and then promptly fucked off and kept his mouth shut. He tweets once every several months. He won’t appear in public without a mask. We do not, to my knowledge, have a single photo of him. He’s finally going to do some commentary over his work for Undertale’s anniversary, and he will only do it via text-to-speech. An utter refusal to concede even an inch on maintaining his privacy. King shit.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
