town-of-salem-confessions:

So this happened and I cried because I was laughing so hard.

I love it when you are so painfully obvious nobody expects its you

shatterstag:

falsedetective:

falsedetective:

falsedetective:

falsedetective:

this election has gone completely off the rails and it’s still only february i am LIVING

it’s march and it’s time for an update

as of april 4, 2016

may 2: we’ve entered into a reality no satire could have prepared us for

i want to kiss whoever thought of ‘boehner unleashed’

pastel-crow:

slimey-man:

cop-puncher-666:

slimey-man:

cop-puncher-666:

slimey-man:

cop-puncher-666:

slimey-man:

What is this supposed to be reminding me of

This reminds me of nothing at all

I just want to remember

WHOA LOOK OUT

kagomesscent:

waldangerous:

Inuyasha’s episode titles…

😂

zephror:

*whips out violin* satan’s in the yard again

artmilf:

i hate the boys who have tumblrs that are all ass pics and weed and codeine like chill out elliot you drank one beer once and threw up cause it was too much fuck you

capholt:

“Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”