man-with-the-skeleton-arms:

I see trees of green

Red roses too

I see them bloom

For me and you

And I say to myself

What a wonderful world

weloveshortvideos:

True Life: emo kids

LIES
emo kids have no life

thatsthat24:

sominyminecraft:

deathbyspaceglam:

thatsthat24:

Doing What Your Parents Ask ✉️

Mom: Go and get the mail!

Thomas: *groan* (leaves house) Where do I get the- (sees Leo) Ah.

Leo: Hey.

(Leo knocks on the door. Mom answers.)

Thomas: (carried by Leo) He says he’s male.

I ship it

^^^^ Another mail pun

I’m sure that relationship would have it’s UPS and downs.

gluttonace:

silver-tongues-blog:

hollllow:

I can make one yooo

I think we all know how that would turn out

Originally posted by giffing-the-screen

You know me far to well

This means you should totally make a singing dentist character

kaylapocalypse:

newwavenova:

Micheal Cera is actually playing the same character in every movie: a multiverse traveler trapped in interdimensional warp.

Every so often he wakes up in a new bed. People act as if they know him. He puts together from his surroundings who he is supposed to be, always acting cautious.

A dilemma presents itself to him. He plays out a story arc.

And then he wakes up in a new bed. New people act as if they know him.

Look at this brilliant acting , as Michael Cera’s Multiverse Character (the MCMC) tries to figure out his relationship to this person (juno). Are they friends? Lovers? Both?

This leads to the question… Just how old is the MCMC? Is he as young as he appears? Millions of years old? Has time ceased to exist as anything meaningful for him?

Is it being implied to us that this character has been damned?

Or, is he a god?

Only Michael Cera knows for sure.

this is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on this site.

amonisis:

Maybe Judy should get decaff next time…

xshioxx:

undertale log2

hntrgurl13:

Well damn! Bill was possessing scientists WAY back in the day!

fartgallery:

fl0rge:

fartgallery:

i accidentally dropped my swear jar & all the swears got out. my dog wont stop telling me to fuck off

I swear to God….

please… stop with the swears

Who saw Amanda Beales encyclopedia and thought it was a good idea to shred it into confetti? They must have already shredded into confetti by the time MacGee finished untangling cobbles knot. She knew right away as soon as the confetti started falling so they must have done it while he was still working on it.