mark-andthelion:

Song Of Storms - Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Guitar/Harp Duet)

Fighting Dragons
The Elder Scrolls: Swinging wildly while chugging potions
Dark Souls: Dodgerolling around the arena to stab it in the ass
Dragon's Dogma: Having your strider attack him with arrows while your fighter boosts you to climb onto the dragon and stab his heart while the mage keeps you all alive
DnD: "You've accidentally pulled out a ring instead of your sword. The dragon thinks you are proposing. Roll Charisma."
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"The Dragon accepts. You are now engaged."

super-star-destroyer:

whitehouse:

President Obama at his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

“Michelle hasn’t aged a day.  The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.

Here we are in 2009.

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Here we are a few years later.

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And this one is from two weeks ago.”

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Check out President Obama’s full remarks here.

I can’t believe this is an official post from the White House.

jfk-lunarangel:

tex–talks:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Yo is he serious ?

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Can natural selection just..

This really reminds me of that one ASDF movie moment where a kid was skateboarding, was warned to not skate in his location, and that location ended up being a minefield. This is pretty much how that could have gone in a less horrible fashion.

This makes me so uncomfortable

sad story

perissologist:

mysterymanbob:

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

…this is some greek tragedy level shit

hvit-ravn:
“ Ezio no.
”
sassy ass sin

hvit-ravn:

Ezio no.

sassy ass sin

someone who has never seen mummy returns, explain this scene

someone who has never seen mummy returns, explain this scene

shark-kiss:

gamegrrl:

gamegrrl:

two things i want:

  • a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience
  • a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

I would watch the shit out of that, thoguh they would have to change the title every season before so people don’t catch on. or just tell the contestants and judges that the show is something else

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ Why must we play god
”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Why must we play god