kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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officialkeikoandgilly:
“ Did her campaign seriously just play me the gender card…..?
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WOuldn’t be the frist time. Remember when she said that women are obligated to vote for her and then proceeded to say women who vote sanders just do it to land a...

officialkeikoandgilly:

Did her campaign seriously just play me the gender card…..?

WOuldn’t be the frist time. Remember when she said that women are obligated to vote for her and then proceeded to say women who vote sanders just do it to land a guy?

grumpyfart:

how furries meet

ponies twilight is willing to forgive: a teenager who brainwashed an entire school and threatened to invade Equestria as an evil demon; a jealous unicorn who enslaved an entire village and forced them all to lose their cutie marks because of a bad experience and created various timelines of apocalyptic Equestria once her plans were ruined; and a draconequus that is literally the god of chaos and brought the entirety of Equestria into peril, 3 TIMES, as well as rendering their main form of defense useless
ponies twilight isn't willing to forgive: a stage magician that was just trying to perform in ponyville one time
In Twilight's defense, there was that whole "Return to Ponyville with an evil ancient artifact for the explicit and sole purpose of defacing and destroying Twilight Sparkle" thing...
also, twilight wasn't the one who ruined trixie, nor was trixie the one who did wrong in her debut. Twilight wanted nothing to do with trixie and trixie was a preformer. So while the towns reaction to her (like exiling her) was misplaced and her hatred towards the town for snips and snails mistakes was somewhat justified.
Asexual Sexual Orientations 101
Sex Positive: I don't feel sexual attraction but I do enjoy the physical sensation of sex. (Maybe even crave it!)
Sex Neutral: I can have sex but I don't need it. To be honest I have no strong feelings about sex. But a slice of pizza would be better.
Sex Repulsed: I don't like sex. I don't want to have sex. I'm not going to have sex with you. I understand that people enjoy sex but I do not.
The presence of a libido does not invalidate any of these orientations. Dicks jokes and sexual humor do not invalidate these asexuals. These orientations are a SPECTRUM and are very fluid. Asexuals can and do exist in between theses definitions.

velocesmells:

Someone asked for more sassy flowey and I am here to deliever

I am disgusted that you would even leave leftovers
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soupery:

cayteecat:

taffybuns:

sometimes a whol e pizza is too much ykno..w.. just…u have those days

How dare you not eat the entire pizza yourself

#weak

hell yeah im weak but guess whos havin pizza for TWO days instea d of one

AS someone who has at least 1 pizza a week, pizza generally lasts 2 days.

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medicalcure:

Should leftover pizza be microwaved or eaten cold

Eaten cold