Silver Tongue

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If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure “how long” it was paused for.

Actually that’s not true. If you stop time and everything on you is still effected by time, you could bring a watch with you that would continue ticking while everything else is stopped.

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

renegadebusiness:
haileythearies:
likeanahmed:
hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself
Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body
Hey if you’re under 18 and post nudes of yourself that is child pornography.

if you are under 18 and posting nudes you can be charged with distributing child pornography which is a felony.

Also, do you want a bunch of pedophiles looking at your dingaling or some creepy shit?

trevenant:

trevenant:
My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people
Look at him. Look how happy he is

meso-mijali:

I love pearl so much.

@chefpyro

capriciousguru:

satyrbuddy:
slugbox:
FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.
My mornings.
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