Silver Tongue

zac-films:

ankle-beez:

wordgirlofficial:

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so–

Likes charge reblogs cast.

demilypyro:

Out of all the things in BotW I’m always stunned by the Skyview Spring from SS not only being present but virtually unchanged despite what must be millions of years of canon separating the two games. Cute easter egg but logistically mindboggling if you think too hard (like me)

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my guess is that sacred places tend to be more durable than other places.

gorgynei:

is this not the coolest shit you’ve ever seen. why did practical effects ever fall out of fashion (answer: capitalism)

schwarz-gerat:
“sronti:
“Do this tomorrow.
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The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
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schwarz-gerat:

sronti:

Do this tomorrow.

The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

pom-seedss:
“I think about my one friend in high school, who was not technically allowed to read anything that her parents didn’t approve of. There was a special exception for things required by school, but they’d go over those at home and “correct”...

pom-seedss:

I think about my one friend in high school, who was not technically allowed to read anything that her parents didn’t approve of. There was a special exception for things required by school, but they’d go over those at home and “correct” any bad information.

She checked out 2 books a day from the school library and read voraciously on her own and returning the books to the library at the end of the day. She’d get done work early or just skip any work time in class to read her books.

Her parents were ‘old-fashioned’ too. They didn’t think their child should be reading anything they didn’t personally approve of first.

There was a reason she never told her parents she checked out books from the school library. There was a reason none of the teachers scolded her for reading or told her parents about it during parent-teacher conferences.

They were actively preventing further abuse of a vulnerable teenager under their care.

I seem to be thinking a lot of her lately with everything, everything that is happening.

dat-soldier:

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A comic about the Dark World that makes you Old

olderthannetfic:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

I don’t know which of you needs to hear this, but it is your God-given right to not be on social media.

Those of you on tiktok and twitter seem constantly angry and depressed about it. “It is terrible and causes me pain!” you say. Then delete your account! Simply do not have a Tiktok or Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook! It is your right and privilege to say “No, you are not allowed to make me feel like shit!” and delete, remove, and deactivate that motherfucker straight to hell!

I’m not saying you must do this.

I’m just saying that refusing to be on social media is the single biggest “NO” a person is allowed in this world. In one fell swoop, say “I do not consent” to thousands of companies, influencers, celebrities, bigots, and whackos, none of which care in the least about your successes or your suffering.

And they can’t do SHIT about it!

Remember: social media executives do not want you to have a healthy relationship with social media.

They specifically intend that your relationship with social media is unhealthy. Their business depends on making sure people can’t set boundaries.

Whatever destructive and detrimental thing keeps you trapped, whether it’s your righteous anger, your self-harming urges, your anxiety, or your boredom, they want it to never let go of you.

So, if it doesn’t make you happier and more fulfilled, if it isn’t ACTIVELY worthwhile and enriching your life…

…just say NO THANKS! And LEAVE!!!!

You can also do it on your terms. 1 hour of catching up on your tumblr dash/day. Only look at twitter on the weekend. Whatever.

Doomscrolling is what they want you to do, but it’s not an inevitability.

nerdlingwrites:

openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

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You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

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I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

justahumblememefarmer:

lichfucker:

tallahasseemp3:

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please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player

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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

i wonder how many people in general have world record breaking skills but just dont know since they never bothered to check what the record was