annabethmyfave:

i want the percy jackson show to have soundtracks a la stranger things except replace the nostalgic 80’s music with nostalgic 2000’s punk rock music. yes i’m looking at you matchbox twenty, fallout boy, and green day

imagine the battle sequences! the zip up hoodies! i’m so excited!

therobotmonster:

espanolbot2:

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

sophiamcdougall:

Spoiler: they made a pact never to argue and took self-imposed time-outs when they lapsed. One broke his leg and they cared for him so well it healed perfectly. They planted a vegetable garden and kept their spirits up singing along to a guitar they fashioned from driftwood and a coconut shell.

(Article is weirdly focused on the white guy who rescued them, though.)

The thing is that Golding wouldn’t be surprised, because he didn’t intend Lord of the Flies to reflect upon human nature. He wrote it to reflect upon the nature of upper-class English schoolboys, specifically in response to a very saccharine story by another author where upper-class English schoolboys form a eutopia. He’d be mortified at the way schools teach it, and validated that the kids in this article did not, in fact, degenerate into evil little shits.

Seen a lot of hot takes on Twitter saying that the book is racist and that it’s a comment on colonialism or something, when like the above commenter says it was based on Golding’s own experience with how shitty public school-taught British schoolboys were/are.

If Lord of the Flies was summed up in a headline it would be “Commentary on Assholes mistaken for Commentary on Humanity”

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

@jitterbugjive is this coach?

xxtc-96xx:

Mew doesn’t care for cups. And Mewtwo will never be able to finish his tea at this rate 

sedesla:

goldwerewolf:

So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.

#this looks like two-thirds of a barbie princess playset

adelembe:

alan rickman marvelously recalling this prank on daniel radcliffe