walkthcmoon:

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon

molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


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dizzyclown:
“ Knight of Time
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dizzyclown:

Knight of Time

gninja12:

sweaterkittensahoy:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

joshodun:

First Ever Tweets: Derp Crew Edition!

man, it’s so weird seeing tom talk about smash fighter before it was time to cancel it

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frog-and-toad-are-friends:

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memeufacturing:

weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink 

roller rink……

clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear

Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.

meet me in the fucking renk