today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all time
First Ever Tweets: Derp Crew Edition!
man, it’s so weird seeing tom talk about smash fighter before it was time to cancel it
weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink
roller rink……
clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear
Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.
meet me in the fucking renk
