Silver Tongue

schrodanger:

schrodanger:

LMFAO TRUMP’S SON TOOK A PIC OF HIS BALLOT AFTER VOTING FOR HIS FATHER 

WHICH YKNOW, MEANS

HE JUST DISQUALIFIED HIS VOTE 

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batcrooks:

On the left is the dog breed as it was in 1913, while on the right is the same breed displaying modern day breed standards. The extreme brachycephaly has led to a loss of the dog’s fire breathing abilities along with a host of other medical problems. The image below shows the evolution of the breed’s skull over time. 

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at the polls

alwaysfob:

alwaysfob:

voters: registered
ballots: cast
donald trump: out

#DONALD TRUMP IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM AMERICA

drowsyfantasy:

rasec-wizzlbang:

zuzu-and-friends:

i dont trust anyone who thinks trumps presidency wont be disastrous.

people opposing hillary: she’s crooked
people opposing trump: he makes me fear for my life

Isn’t that also the usual dichotomy of it, though? 

men going on a first date: what if she’s lying on her profile page? 
women going on a first date: what if he’s going to kill me? 

schakira:

teaandinanity:

itsoktobemarty:

when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

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And at some point the protagonist goes,

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And you just go,

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#bonus points if you started out reading them when they were older than you and you grow up and surpass them and it’s just holy shit [x]

cvpcakestho:
“ asensuality:
“ What’s her name
”
Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto and here’s the article x
”

cvpcakestho:

asensuality:

What’s her name

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto and here’s the article x

TONIGHT

mastermod:

Starting at 6:30 PM CST I will be streaming until after the election results are announced.
I will be streaming with  @thelulusoldier and @renniksarts And we’ll be doing things ranging from Drunk shenanigans, games, political commentary, and Happy Wheels (Yeah I’ll be streaming Happy Wheels for the first time in a long time) Join us for a night of laughs, tears, and the slow realization we just had to vote for either a turd sandwich or a bag of vomit.

So lots of satire, lots of politics, lots of open discussion and interaction.
https://www.twitch.tv/dmskunk
https://www.twitch.tv/dmskunk
https://www.twitch.tv/dmskunk

just-jimmy:

the world @ america on election day

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kindahornyart:

Hey just a quick heads up.

Go vote.

Unless you are not American, like me. In that case just ignore the whole thing and hope for the best. It’s almost over.

Okay no it will never be over but then it will be easier to ignore!

charlyoddsox:

tvteller42:

myresin:

glowsinthedark9:

Look at this little dapper man

he looks so damn fancy

@whateverthepoodle

oooo, handsome boy.