i rlly wished we lived in a world where politicians saying they’re pro family/family values meant,, like, ‘child abuse needs to be stopped’ or ‘we need to make the foster system better’ and not ‘we’re queerphobic bigots who think LGBT+ people don’t deserve basic human decency’
Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?”
So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They traded all kinds of fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver, myrrh, leopard skins, baboons for pets… and the Egyptians wrote a lot about the land, the people living there, what their houses looked like, records of trading expeditions to there (like, robust, oceangoing ships with thousands of men); they wrote down everything imaginable about this place… except for where it actually was.
We still to this day have no geographic fix on this ancient empire’s whereabouts, because what idiot wouldn’t know, right?
Until the 1850s British condiment sets came with bottles for oil and vinegar, and three spice containers for salt, pepper and…nobody knows. Potentially mustard, but it’s just a guess because no one ever wrote it down.
And this is why historians love, really love, those incredibly dull people who write in their diary every day about what they wore and what they had for dinner and how many miles away their friend Mr So-And-So’s house is in that one village. Because they are the only ones who *do* write down what was in the third spice jar, how many miles away this now-nonexistent village was and so on. Seriously, the diaries of really dull people are HISTORICAL TREASURES OF OTHERWISE LOST MINUTIAE.
Somewhere out there there is almost certainly a diary that would expose the true contents of that third spice jar because of the one time it was low and this person had to have a quiet word with the butler or something and it was the most interesting thing that happened all week so they wrote it down. And I hope that diary is found someday because now I really want to know.
That’s weirdly heart warming. Like, even if you are incredibly dull and live a normal boring life, you still might be the most interesting person to some historian some day
This can also be a good reason to post all your thoughts and pics that baby boomers hate doing because it will make it easier to doccument what it would be like at the time. Can you imagine how easy it owuld be to identify the third spice if someone could have taken a picture of their food and post it online? how quick the lost empire would be found if someone could have made selfies there? Relish in online culture because our generation will be the most accurately documented generation this far.
When I went to vote this morning Hillary Clinton’s name appeared more than once on the ballot. Each time she was listed under a different party or issue - one box was titled ‘women’s rights’, another ‘Democratic Party’.
However, the instructions on the ballot clearly indicated you should only pick ONE box. I found this very confusing, so I’m asking you to spread the word:
if your candidate appears more than once on a ballot, only pick them ONCE. ANY of the boxes with their name on it will count.
IF YOU PICK MORE THAN ONE YOU WILL INVALIDATE YOUR VOTE.
Thank you!
Yes, this is a thing every election in NYC. In every election I’ve ever voted in, if the candidate I’ve wanted to vote for was listed under both Democratic and Working Families, I’ve voted for them under Working Families. Let me be clear about something:
If you have any confusion about your ballot, any uncertainty at all, ASK SOMEONE WHO’S WORKING THERE. They are available to answer questions and clarify. And if you make a mistake, you can ask for a new ballot.
Please vote today. Please vote for Hillary, not because you like her, but because she’s the candidate with the best shot to keep the cheeto-colored lizard man out of the Oval Office. Don’t let the Simpson’s prediction be true!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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