itwashotwestayedinthewater:

guidancerune:

apocalpytic scenario unfolding currently

i think the apocalyptic scenario here is you using gotdamn Opera

truegidigirl:

basically..

gearholder:

egkardios:

closet-keys:

Anyone else remember the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog about a lesbian bunny who escapes her abusive boyfriend and rides off into the night on a train with the love of her life?

HAROLD

I remember the part where the cat hated dogs but at the end was like “Not all dogs”, yeah.

yeah but the “not all dogs” part was for the dogs who actively help rather than just stand by and let it happen.

tokillapromqueen:

senior-skelly:

memeufacturing:

I hate this

trendyinternetname:

chatterjam:

dark therapist show me illegal coping mechanisms

that’s your drug dealer

rasec-wizzlbang:

reconguista:

rasec-wizzlbang:

zuzu-and-friends:

i dont trust anyone who thinks trumps presidency wont be disastrous.

people opposing hillary: she’s crooked
people opposing trump: he makes me fear for my life

Stop posting like this.

oh, im sorry.

people who have nothing to lose in this election: uwu there both bad uwu uwu

official-spec:

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