nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
It might just save your life
Sometimes not even politeness will save you. Tamir Rice didn’t get the chance to be polite. Aiyana Jones didn’t get the chance to be polite. Sometimes it happens with no warning.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them
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Omg guys use your brains…
“Hey I want to return this its defective.”
Okay that’s no problem. Do you have the charger?
“No I didn’t know I needed it.”
Yes we have to have everything that came with it in order to process a return even if it’s defective.
“Can’t you just take one from another product?”
Yes. Let me take a charger out of a brand new product, rendering it useless for sale, so I can give you your money back and you can throw away a charger that is now useless to you because it’s unique to that product, therefore making us lose twice the money because you’re too fucking lazy to go back and get your charger. sure.
