Silver Tongue
wienercutter:
“ widow… do you always have to cut up vegetables so dramatically
”

wienercutter:

widow… do you always have to cut up vegetables so dramatically

amydiddle:

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

jitterbugjive:
“salteddriftwood:
“ a gift for Jitterbugjive of his pony character Smudge
”
hooray for smudge!

jitterbugjive:

salteddriftwood:

a gift for Jitterbugjive of his pony character Smudge

hooray for smudge! <3

dilfosaur:

they are friends because of course these people are friends

electric-chai:

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

jitterbugjive:

Polished commissions

nellucnhoj:
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strawberryjizzbomb:

lmao the little car