Silver Tongue
Mei: Oh, God. I’m claustrophobic.
Roadhog: What does that mean?
Junkrat: It means she’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Mei: No, it doesn’t.
Roadhog: HO HO HO
Junkrat: Stop it, you’re scaring her!
skeleslime-phantom:
“ rowanwoodcock:
“ ị̱̹͚̺̬̍ͧ͒ͬͬ̃ͅf͓͍̣̰ͭ͌̔̆ͥ͞ ̺͉̝̉̌͗̑̒́̚ị̓̔͂ͫ͞t͍͕͍̄̏ͮͬͣ ̠͆̈́ͫ̚͡f̴͚͚̙̣̒̾i̠̻̰̼͒̀̌ͫt̢͔̘̥̬͗̔̈́ͤs̸͔ͪ̓̈́̿ ̧͉̟i̬ͨ͘ ̞͈̗͈͙̹̓ͬ̋͒s̽͂͏͈͓̞͇̫̤i͛͏̱͖͇̜̺̼t̨͈̥̱͕̐̿ͮͤ̄̃ͅͅs̖̫̪̙ͬͭ͐͒͞
” ”

skeleslime-phantom:

rowanwoodcock:

ị̱̹͚̺̬̍ͧ͒ͬͬ̃ͅf͓͍̣̰ͭ͌̔̆ͥ͞ ̺͉̝̉̌͗̑̒́̚ị̓̔͂ͫ͞t͍͕͍̄̏ͮͬͣ ̠͆̈́ͫ̚͡f̴͚͚̙̣̒̾i̠̻̰̼͒̀̌ͫt̢͔̘̥̬͗̔̈́ͤs̸͔ͪ̓̈́̿ ̧͉̟i̬ͨ͘ ̞͈̗͈͙̹̓ͬ̋͒s̽͂͏͈͓̞͇̫̤i͛͏̱͖͇̜̺̼t̨͈̥̱͕̐̿ͮͤ̄̃ͅͅs̖̫̪̙ͬͭ͐͒͞

prim42:
“ I just had to.
”

prim42:

I just had to.

roses-ebottles:
“ i relined and colored that kanaya i drew last night in the drawpile
”

roses-ebottles:

i relined and colored that kanaya i drew last night in the drawpile

chefpyro:

put “sombra” on your ballot instead and she will win the election instantly

Unfortunately she can’t. She’s not a natural born US citizen. People who aren’t born on US soil (territories count as us soil) or don’t have two US citizen parents can’t run for president. If she was a natural born citizen though, she still couldn’t run yet. She’s only 30 and the minimum age for being president is 35.

puflwiz:

mollythewhopped:

you’ve heard of fursonas now its time for….

fightsonas

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someone-like-robsten:

What is happening? Is the whole world insane?

merrywetherweather:

atticop:

purposefromthejawsoffutility:

ok…old homestuck fans…veterans of 2011…what was “petstuck”

Furry angst

petstuck generally was just an au where trolls were kept as pets but then they became more defined by the fics Unwanted Free Ugly Troll and Loophole, which were dave/karkat and john/vriska respectively (not romance) and about how the Betty Crocker corporation was actually stunting the growth of trolls to keep them as pets so the company could continue profiting off of them. there was also a reversal of petstuck that was about the trolls raising human kids instead but that was less popular and idk if anyone will remember it. so mostly it was a pretty cute au that became utter sadstuck. Loophole can still make me cry, and, although the pics that were embedded in the fic don’t seem to work anymore, you can still google the pics that were made for the story.

liposucction:
“ Yasss!!
”

liposucction:

Yasss!!