Shit people have forgotten about the Bush Era:

oak23:

newwavenova:

tiffanarchy:

lady–liberty:

steviemcfly:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

lord-kitschener:

sidneyia:

asgardreid:

jean-luc-gohard:

catsallthewaydown:

lizdexia:

jean-luc-gohard:

  • Free Speech Zones, which were a real thing and not a plot element in a particularly ham-handed dystopian novel.
  • The phrase “hidey hole.”
  • Watching a budget surplus become a massive deficit that was bigger than it even looked because the White House was just like, “Okay, we’ll just not put the wars on the books and just ask for more money for those every few months.”
  • The sheer number of times Alberto Gonzalez said, “I don’t recall,” to Congress regarding war crimes and human rights violations.
  • “…now watch this drive.”
  • Mission Accomplished.
  • “The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence,” “yellowcake uranium,” Condoleeza’s “mushroom clouds” fearmongering, and all the other bullshit we were fed to get into Iraq.
  • The President of the United States said so many stupid things that there were one-a-day calendars consisting of an individual quote for each day of the year. They didn’t all have the exact same quotes.

“There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

And then we went to war.

“Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms; creating or implanting embryos for experiments; creating human-animal hybrids; and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.” - George W. Bush, 2006 State of the Union

Okay, that’s the best one.

Bush watched that Batman Beyond splicing episode and had nightmares for a week

was it hidey-hole? i thought it was spider-hole.

Yeah, it was spider-hole

I think my favorite was how we un-ironically referred to a whole set of countries as the “Axis of Evil” as if that phrase gives us some kind of meaningful understanding of their geopolitical role and isn’t borrowed straight out of a mediocre made-for-TV superhero movie.

And then there was:

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We literally got a terrorism forecast on the news every morning like it was pollen. So many of the things that happened, if they were in a dystopian novel, people would be like, “That’s way too goofy and ridiculous to actually happen in real life,” and yet they did.

THE LAST ONE’S REAL?

Yeah
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeland_Security_Advisory_System

Not only was the terror threat system real, but it was often raised and lowered based entirely on how panicked they wanted us to be. Famously they raised the level for no reason during the 2004 election.

Also, “Free Speech Zones” looked something like this:

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It was literally a cage.

I genuinely forget that people, even within my own age group, has forgotten the Bush era since they were teenagers and below the voting age at the time, and so forgot how fucking horrifying it was.

milliondollarnigga:

carlosvlstr:

Got this as change. Probably shouldn’t be in circulation…

Jesus

rosexknight:
“uhouse:
“ endquestionmark:
“ firegrowshigher:
“ transhumanisticpanspermia:
“ boopart:
“ WHAT!!!!
”
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be...

rosexknight:

uhouse:

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firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

Lions aren’t very good climbers.

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ROSE! HOW DARE YOU

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Middle school? No, this was college.

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Me: Not today, Satan
Satan: How about tomorrow?
Me: I can't I have work. Friday?
Satan: Yeah I can do Friday
sonicthehedgehog:
“ Our friends over at Nintendo have a new game coming out tomorrow. We made this in their honor.
”

sonicthehedgehog:

Our friends over at Nintendo have a new game coming out tomorrow. We made this in their honor.

lux-xxv:

ops my hand slipped.

father: *places hand on shoulder* son
son: what is it father
father: look at this cool severed hand i found in the woods

tora7710:

escapedosmil:

be-blackstar:

play-the-game:

To all the guys out there, especially in high school that play sports. It doesn’t matter if you’re on a team or not. My back hurts so much and I’m sure my constant headaches I have are related to me ignoring injuries in high school just because I was told to be tough because I’m a man. I let bullshit society expectations get to me and allowed me to satisfy with being hurt and now at 20 my body feels kinda like shit more times than it should.

Don’t be me Iight. Get healthy. Get happy.

Hypermasculinity out here physically hurting men. Can’t imagine how much more it affects black men/athletes.

Y'all deserve care.

While I was in basic training there was a young dude that was bitten by a brown recluse on his scrotum. Despite constant urging from his platoon he refused to go to the hospital because he didn’t want anyone looking at his balls.

After two weeks the tissue of his scrotum was almost all completely necrotic and he ended up being discharged from the army.

This is toxic masculinity.

@falling-in-the-rabbit-hole Your dad too. My boyfriend thought his spiral fractured leg was just sprained for two days cause he didn’t think it hurt bad enough to be broken. Then when we did get it checked two docters thought it was sprained too until the x-ray because he wasnt reacting enough to them poking at it.