He needs to see this.
“Oh goku could beat [characters] ass!”
bullshit. heres a list of everyone who kicked gokus ass
Master Roshi (nearly a draw)
Tien (nearly a draw)
Tambourine (kicked his ass bad)
King Piccolo (nearly killed him)
Raditz (fucking died)
Vegeta (nearly died)
Captain Ginyu (nearly died)
Frieza (would have died if not for the yardrats)
Android 19 (even without the heart virus, goku would have lost)
Perfect Cell (Theres no arguing this one, perfect cell was stronger than goku. even goku admitted)
Majin Vegeta (SSJ3 is useless due to energy drain and even if he used it, vegeta would have outlasted him)
Kid Buu (Had to use a wish to beat him)
And then he lost nearly every fight he had in super. Long story short; many people can kick gokus ass
All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.
Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.
Wait, I just had an idea.
It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.
Hey, we’ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we’re almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ηασ ει vιδισσε δισπθτανδο cομπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισ εαμ ιδ.
This will never NOT be funny
I’m so glad this is on tumblr
My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!
Captain: y-yeah?
Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!
(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)
my fav.
Hot Take
Anybody could beat Goku. Superman. One-Punch Man. Batman. The Hecking Teletubbies. You can beat Goku, I can beat Goku.
You’d be two seconds into a fight with Goku, and he’d be a bloody pulp. All of his limbs but one arm broken, and he’d be like “This is the greatest challenge of my life” and start screaming because he’s charging up spirit bomb or something.
Ultra Instinct Goku? Just slap that bitch and it’s over.
Go out, be the best you can be, and beat up Goku.
anyone can beat goku ONCE. And then vageta comes in and beats your shit until someone more powerful shows up to kick his ass until goku wakes up. Then and only then is goku able to win. its a vicious jacobs latter of beatings.
Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock
Also Brent Spiner broke his mandible during the filming of ‘The Game’ and had to be taken to hospital dressed as Data
an earthquake happened near the DS9 set once and Armin Shimerman went racing home to his family in full-on Quark makeup
Andy Robinson also went home after that earthquake in full Garak makeup and the traffic lights weren’t working so people had to make eye contact at the intersections and he says everybody always let him go first
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”
And everyone’s like, “The what?”
And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”
Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.
This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.
May I offer a third option into the mix:
It’s just sheer coincidence but it sends Aang hog fuckin’ wild
in the fire nation:
aang: i wonder if they still have the national fire burping competition?
sokka: okay now that’s definitely fake
after the war
zuko: you guys can’t go home you’ll miss the national fire burping competition!
sokka: you’re lying, you’re definitely lying
iroh: i won seven years in a row, until those cowards banned me
ts where he got his nickname “dragon of the west”
