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gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

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egophiliac:
“ I wanted to answer this for Halloween but I didn’t have time. :( I pretty much missed all the really good holidays this year, it suuuuucks
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egophiliac:

I wanted to answer this for Halloween but I didn’t have time. :( I pretty much missed all the really good holidays this year, it suuuuucks

mituna:

Throwback to the time my friend asked me which sign Gemini was and I told her “the yellow one” w/out realizing it for a solid 10 seconds

gneerly:

someone: *draws my oc*

me: *literally irl starts crying real tears*

refinery29:

Trump’s surrogate can’t whip up an excuse for Trump’s predatory behavior when confronted with facts

Gifs: CNN/John Aravosis

cinniharpy:
“ Tumblr mobile got all messed up and now Junkrat is apparently my Uber driver
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cinniharpy:

Tumblr mobile got all messed up and now Junkrat is apparently my Uber driver

I’m purely curious, but where the hell did that come from? I never saw anything that’d bring out an anon like this???

I know exactly where it came from. There’s only one person I’ve given reason to send me hate recently and them doing so only proves my point of why I don’t like them.

rosexknight:
“ matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
“ mindblowingscience:
“ Bill Nye wants young people to vote. Don’t let him down.
Do it for the environment, do it for the Science guy; do it for Science.
The chart above is what the US electoral map would...

rosexknight:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

mindblowingscience:

Bill Nye wants young people to vote. Don’t let him down. 

Do it for the environment, do it for the Science guy; do it for Science.

The chart above is what the US electoral map would look like if only millennials voted.

fucking bill nye wants you to vote what more do you need

Fuck by not voting I’m letting down Bill Nye??? Son of a bitch I’m gonna have to vote aren’t I…?

spooky-pens:

mickeyandcompany:

Real Life Disney Villains, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

Did…someone draw realistic Disney villains and keep the old characters old, fat characters fat and brown characters brown!?

am I fucking dreaming!? someone hold on to me! this is PERFECTION!!!