Silver Tongue

aruurara:

牛リティ色塗った。

knightleia:

happy condescending online man day

lolopan:

Children… please

ds9promenade:

this is without a doubt the best episode of anything ever

honeysucker:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

vedajuno:

Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounder
McDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………
Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*

kawaiisideboob:

original idea from here

tastefullyoffensive:

How I would use The Force.