Oh, how the tables have turned.
I REALLY DIDNT WANT TO CORRUPT MOMO THEY’RE SO CUTE
but I got sudden 3 am inspiration..
I’m only getting coal for christmas this year I just know it
AU where Sombra is the Tales of IT guy
>day 19
>boss comes in and says we have a new assignment
>we’re going to assassinate the president of Russia
>“Anon can you hack her and find us a way in?”
>shit
>google “President of Russia schedule” while wearing my serious face
>“hmm … says here she’ll be inspecting the Bore munitions factory tomorrow.”
>she looks at me
>“Very well.”
>time to google where the Bore factory is
>day 20
>attacking the Bore munitions factory
>turns out it’s a hardened military facility filled with guards
>oops
>everything about it is classified but I can see the rough layout on Google Maps
>boss tells me to make sure the target is here
>“oh, she’s here all right”
>military killing machines start sneaking in, killing guards as they go
>doing pointless backflips and shit
>I’m just wandering in the front door hiding behind a hologram
>hope nobody spots me on the security camera
>wander over to a console some guy was using
>thank god they’re already logged in
>check the security camera and my teammates are totally obvious but I guess the security guy is on a coffee break
>suddenly I hear a voice on the comm
>“Anon. The door.”
>Murderface is standing in front of a door surrounded by bodies
>suddenly realize he has no idea how to open it
>neither do I
>press buttons until the door moves but it only opens a crack
>“Anon…”
>play it off as a joke
>suddenly realize the button is a slider and I need to move it to the top to open the door
>I open it bit to make it look like I’m playing with him
>he uses his crazy nanotech enhancements to slide through the door before it’s even open
>he could clearly have done that at any time
>dude could have flown over it
>I guess he was too lazy
- Youth hacks stronger than Mercy’s
- Cyber interface more versatile than Symmetra’s
- Mexican accent more Mexican than Reaper’s
- Shoes more ridiculous than Tracer’s
Sombra just wants to outdo everyone.
internet status, more gremlin than dva
