Silver Tongue

Why is it when ever I see a Pokemon with any sort of a spoon I just imagine them eating ice cream quickly depending on the amount of spoons very quickly

xxtc-96xx:

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“clearly I was made for this moment”

notchristianbale:
“twitblr:
“Fuck it. Let’s get nuts. (x)
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I support the spirit of this post, but a quick Google search brought me to:
Texas Government Code Section 571.176 - Civil Penalty for Frivolous or Bad-faith Complaint (2019)
Long story...

notchristianbale:

twitblr:

Fuck it. Let’s get nuts. (x)

I support the spirit of this post, but a quick Google search brought me to:

Long story short, there are legal sanctions for filing suit without merit. There are, however, no penalties for giving false information to the various bounty lines. Spam the bounty lines. Don’t actually file any suits yourself.

teaboot:

Women want me, fish fear me. Mermaids are conflicted

Microstory

peaceful-poetic-chaos:

microsff:

“These copper ingots,” the devil said, “are of sub-par quality.”
“You accepted them as payment,” the merchant said, “the deal is done.”
“Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain,” the devil said. “Your name will live forever.”
“That is all I ask,” said Ea-nasir.

Tumblr’s sincere commitment to never let Ea-nasir die is genuinely amazing

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

da-boy-o-kultur:

greenwire:

vegannerdgirl:

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Look up Compassion Fatigue. We are getting barraged with so much bad crap that we are developing a condition which, until recently, was mostly found among medical personnel, police, fire fighters, social workers and other people who deal with horrifying things on regular basis.

I’m not looking up shit, did u hear the post

little-klng:

fufufeedee:

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If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

guess you could say yo

ouyre doi

ur doin g tra

trans acti

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neotrances:

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op is a terf stop reblogging this