Silver Tongue

demilypyro:

callsignuptomyassinshit:

demilypyro:

xeremusing:

demilypyro:

why is raz not in school

he is ten

He is already smart

don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work.

Its summer? Why would he be at school he literally went to and left summer camp like 4 days ago?

In my defense it’s been 16 years since the last game, I forgot it was summer

Also his family is circus people. They probably homeschool

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the train is multi-track drifting! it’s both fuckable and unfuckable!

sword-and-nightingale:

certifiedcatb0y:

libertineangel:

content-free:

The only post allowed on Tumblr following both the NSFW and OSHA ban

no note no content post

Exactly what tumblr staff ordered

punny-trash:

theprideful:

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every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

actual-disaster-human:

thebestworstidea:

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!

Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.

You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.

What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.

I’m just picturing Perseus as this fairly well built sixteen year old kid, who looks a little underfed, and he’s like ‘ma’am I’m so sorry, I have to bring your head back to save my mom’ and medusa is like ‘okay, start over. We can work with this’ and compare trauma over some watered wine.

Danae and Medusa can get married and Perseus can have TWO Badass Moms

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Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

mirai-sora:

chrisisjustalie:

yoshthethird:

firebreathingeli:

Discuss.

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Originally posted by ethelberty

This.

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

With all the fetishes in this show. How did you quess mirror lasers

The mirror lasers are worse

Nobody has a fetish for the mirror lasers so there is no excuse for that bullshit

catbreon:

Square Mom Wins Again