jeoff:

fuck this post

adurot:

thealmightypinkone:

bonmod:

gearholder:

bonmod:

Actually no, pinkie couldn’t be Asian because we have straight hair.

What ethnicity has poofy, curly hair? Hopefully one that also has names that sounds vaguely like “pinkie pie”

Semitic.

I’m sure Poland has enough k’s and i’s in their birth certificates to back this.

SOMETHING ABOUT JEWISH PINKIE MAKES ME HAPPY

I see pinkie pie as Jewish too.

“Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights.”

Now I want her father to sound like avi avidan

lilacgriffinchainsaw:

Nani is awesome. Just sayin. Best sister ever.

kvothe-kingkiller:

slutteen:

epic-lee:

this guy knows whats up

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?

yiffmaster:

why’s this anthropologist in atla a furry

erarg:

I walk this broken road
on the boulevard of broken roads
Don’t know where it broke
but it’s only me and I broke the road

agpicklefeet:

just-shower-thoughts:

A bullet may have someone’s name on it, but ten pounds of C4 is more ‘to whom it may concern’

alrightanakin:

Why is everyone in the star wars universe so damn formal with the “mother” and “father” and “grandfather” crap like I just want Luke to go up to Anakin’s force ghost and say “hey daddy-o what’s kickin?” or something

mrkenyon:

oolay-tiger:

friisans:

i might’ve taken this abit too far….  WELP.

geno!tori bc you’d literally burn in hell AHAHA

OH NOOO I LOVE THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMFG I LOOOO-

I never realized Small Tori was a thing that I needed in my life.

coelasquid:

momfricker:

megamanfour:

momfricker:

fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras

Prove it

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