scotchtapeofficial:

elfgrove:

thegooftroop:

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

the difference between wearing a polo shirt with the collar down vs with the collar popped

tyrannosaurus-rex:

wobbuffette:

god i hope so

Turns out you can just put words in any order you want and it doesn’t matter

deathgripsforcutie:

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

matthewmara:

hirxeth:

Stranger Things (2016-) dir. The Duffer Brothers

The Gang Dines Out (2012) dir. Matt Shakman

staff:

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And before you go to the polls, review your state’s voter ID requirements to make sure you won’t be turned away.

Have another question? Nothing is too stupid to ask The Washington Post (@washingtonpost). Their Ask Box is open and active.

vandallsavage:

zezlemet:

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

memeufacturing:

“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed 

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT