Silver Tongue

welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue

manic-pixie-dream-man:
“ Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger
”

Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger

luckticket:
“ uglytwink:
“ headlessdragoon:
“ floozys:
“ this is making me so uncomfortable why did they edit out the nipples
”
I L L E G A L N I P P L E S
”
equality is here
”
ha ha no nip steve
”

uglytwink:
headlessdragoon:
floozys:
this is making me so uncomfortable why did they edit out the nipples
I L L E G A L N I P P L E S
equality is here
ha ha no nip steve

i hear exciting things are happening to sports

gaymilesedgeworth:

alolagay:
gaymilesedgeworth:
congratulations to sports
i’m so happy that some bear cubs did a sport
good job small bears

thriftstoreoddities:

Found this weird baby Ted Cruz pooping in a cup at an antique store in my home town.
Oddities Note: I would have bought this and given it to somebody for Christmas.

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Meet the star of a new Netflix series telling the story of a very handsome actor and three selfish and ungrateful orphans who refuse to give him the enormous fortune their dead parents left behind. On @netflix January 13 2017.

the-zig:

Credit to shitfestcomic
And hissy-kissy for the voice of Clarence

misfortune-nihil:

Meowth wanted to know. He regretted

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?