Silver Tongue
welcome to my twister mind

baptisms:

right hand blue

manic-pixie-dream-man:
“ Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger
”

manic-pixie-dream-man:

Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger

luckticket:
“ uglytwink:
“ headlessdragoon:
“ floozys:
“ this is making me so uncomfortable why did they edit out the nipples
”
I L L E G A L N I P P L E S
”
equality is here
”
ha ha no nip steve
”

luckticket:

uglytwink:

headlessdragoon:

floozys:

this is making me so uncomfortable why did they edit out the nipples

I L L E G A L   N I P P L E S

equality is here

ha ha no nip steve

i hear exciting things are happening to sports

gaymilesedgeworth:

alolagay:

gaymilesedgeworth:

congratulations to sports 

i’m so happy that some bear cubs did a sport

good job small bears

thriftstoreoddities:

Found this weird baby Ted Cruz pooping in a cup at an antique store in my home town.

Oddities Note: I would have bought this and given it to somebody for Christmas. 

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Meet the star of a new Netflix series telling the story of a very handsome actor and three selfish and ungrateful orphans who refuse to give him the enormous fortune their dead parents left behind. On @netflix January 13 2017.

 - Angel of Deaf

the-zig:

image

Credit to shitfestcomic

And hissy-kissy for the voice of Clarence

misfortune-nihil:

Meowth wanted to know. He regretted

You: May I have the bill?
Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?