“Yeah, it’s something, huh? Who would’ve thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, and put some money on the Cubs.”
Holy shit! Back To The Future 2 was only off by a year in predicting this.
tumblr: this year we lost our dear friend, vine
vine: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
tumblr: sometimes i still can hear their voice
i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now
This is true. You can hold a gator’s mouth shut with one hand.
(If it’s more pissed than confused, it’ll just wrestle its head away, but usually they just get really confused and sit there.)
whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u
is that fucking osmosis jones
who designed this sign
why isn’t it in the center THIS IS BUGGING ME
MAYBE THE ARCHITECT CAN’T SEE CLEARLY.
This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird
women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger. I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym. Terrifying.
when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…
The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.
