Silver Tongue

pembrokewkorgi:

bobbycaputo:

Yeah, it’s something, huh? Who would’ve thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, and put some money on the Cubs.

Holy shit! Back To The Future 2 was only off by a year in predicting this.

unfollovving:
“ Trying to follow the elections as a non American like
”

unfollovving:

Trying to follow the elections as a non American like

tumblr: this year we lost our dear friend, vine
vine: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
tumblr: sometimes i still can hear their voice
quartz-poker:
“ i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:
“ thelilnan:
“ darylfranz:
“ 【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ
”
i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on...

quartz-poker:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

This is true. You can hold a gator’s mouth shut with one hand.

(If it’s more pissed than confused, it’ll just wrestle its head away, but usually they just get really confused and sit there.)

samsweetmilk:

mad at nature on behalf of crabs

david-browie:

janestrider:

beckybotsford:

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u

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is that fucking osmosis jones

garyfrakingoak:
“ thebattlefrontier:
“ jotarokujo:
“ who designed this sign
”
why isn’t it in the center THIS IS BUGGING ME
”
MAYBE THE ARCHITECT CAN’T SEE CLEARLY.
”

garyfrakingoak:

thebattlefrontier:

jotarokujo:

who designed this sign

why isn’t it in the center THIS IS BUGGING ME

MAYBE THE ARCHITECT CAN’T SEE CLEARLY.

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When u beat someone who’s spamming science in Civ

camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

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pyrocortex:
“ dongstomper:
“ lolrider:
“ batmanisagatewaydrug:
“ This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird
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women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger. I saw one woman who had done...

pyrocortex:

dongstomper:

lolrider:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.