littlemorningbirds:

luna-roonah:

i just really wanna see fat girls being the love interest in movies. i really wanna see fat girls kicking ass in movies. i wanna see fat girls saving the day, taking no shit, and being adored in film. that would be cool.

Give Fat Girls Literally Any Role That Isn’t Comic 2k16

prguitarman:

Battle at Dallas World Aquarium

>ATTACK >MAGIC >ITEM

wonderfulworldofmoi:

Now that Red is in Alola, please let him run indoors. Free him.

k-eke:

Hips of time

Why using an ocarina when you can use your body ?

equalistmako:

seeing Beauty and the Beast in hyper-realistic CGI has forced me to re-evaluate the entire concept of the movie. Like the whole “talking furniture” thing was adorable & COOL in animated-form, but in reality it’s like a fuckin horror movie. You’re trapped in a place where cups have EYES and literally anything could’ve been an ex-person. That spoon you just licked clean? A person. That chair you’ve been sitting on? Practically someone’s LAP. That toilet in your bathroom? Oh-ho-hooo bOY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU.  

  W E L C O M E   T O    T H  E    H E L L   C A S T L E 

attractivegkry:

copperbadge:

whenflowersfade:

blorpulous:

my turtle goes trick-r-treating

@copperbadge

Well a turtle just won the entire internet’s Halloween costume contest, everyone else can go home. :D

There is no way I could get any of mine to wear something like this, so I’m going to sit here and stew in my own envy.

maggiemoooo13:

I think there’s no more accurate representation of ADHD than this one time in sixth grade when I left a project to the last minute, had a meltdown at 2 in the morning the night before it was due, and then got the highest grade in the class

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

tinyluxmachine:

kikisdeliveryservice1989:

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

stevonnie:

stevonnie:

stevonnie:

if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby

ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters

my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby