Silver Tongue

suturmon:

Arin: -referring to the Like Like- AWWW HE TOOK MY SHIELD

Dan: Well you don’t use it anyway so…

SHOTS FIRED PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

the-prince-is-right:

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

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“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.”

In all fairness, he was wrong about the isolationism part considering isolationism is one of the factors that lead to the great depression

suturmon:

I’m so fucking irritated that Dan and Arin both don’t REALISE SHEIK DOVE INTO THE WATER. NOTHING “FELL” IN THEN DISAPPEARED.

You have to rememebr that these are the same people who made a joke about getting the bombag and immediately forgot they got it as well as forgot the word song within the same episode.

zonepan:

badgersprite:

guardian:

“I didn’t start publishing Pennsylvania’s Orange Street News so that people would think I’m cute. I want to get the truth to people, even if it makes grownups mad,” says 9-year-old Hilde Kate Lysiak, publisher of and reporter for the Orange Street News.

After reporting on a suspected homicide in Selinsgrove, Pa., Hilde was harassed by “disgusted” adults commenting on her site, saying her time would be better spent at tea parties and playing with dolls. 

Hilde has something to say, and she takes no prisoners, firing back at her aging critics, with a video and in her column for the Guardian

how pathetic do you have to be to pick on a literal nine year old

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She’s going to go places

paradisemantis:

thistownneedsmegabusters:

shadow-dio-sama:

you can see the disappointment in every pixel of his low poly face

until i recently played this game I always thought these were fake subtitles 

MGS is simultaneously not fucking around while also fucking around.

lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

aero-replies:

(( Lets see what Dinky’s been up to recently!))

rakenessa:

hal0prime:

hal0prime:

me every time i see art of all the younger 19-26 year old overwatchers (dva, lucio, tracer, junkrat) hanging out: why did you exclude zenyatta

LOOK HOW YOUNG HE ACTS

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has nobody looked at anything

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excuse u he is a precious young bot