“I shoot him!”
“Wait, you have a gun?!”
“Isn’t a 2x4 a gun?”
Action movie
Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*
Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*
Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey
Me: I hate myself
Someone else: don’t say things like that!!
Me: k
Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
Turkey? Not pumpkin pie or the souls of the damned?
Her diet is 99% Pumpkin Pie and souls. She prefers the exotic taste of Turkey by this point.
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