Silver Tongue

outofcontextdnd:

The fire is real, the spiders are not.

linnpa:
“ MTT online! (overwatch?)
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linnpa:

MTT online! (overwatch?)

scraps-is-busy:

Trick? Or Treat? Defiantly Trick. Because Halloween isn’t over until Salem here decides it is. And judging from that pumpkin she wants to replace your head with, it’s not ending any time soon.

wannabeanimator:
“ DreamWorks’ Bee Movie was first released on November 2, 2007, and the world was forever changed.
“According to Jerry Seinfeld, while having lunch at Steven Spielberg’s house, he first mentioned the idea for the movie as a joke, but...

wannabeanimator:

DreamWorks’ Bee Movie was first released on November 2, 2007, and the world was forever changed.

According to Jerry Seinfeld, while having lunch at Steven Spielberg’s house, he first mentioned the idea for the movie as a joke, but Spielberg loved the idea. (x)

redlhzz:
“ living legend
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redlhzz:

living legend


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roboticoperatingbud:
“ therealfeedback:
“ vegetapsycho:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Source
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Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization...

roboticoperatingbud:

therealfeedback:

vegetapsycho:

did-you-kno:

Source

Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization is gutting me

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its free real estate

theroguefeminist:

gooberascendant:

gorgoon:

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said
“Today’s a Son day huh?”
And I was like “yeah”
And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday”
And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

the dad jokes are evolving

How to properly support your LGBT child

lancerbuck:

cat-tully:

#same

Every artist who takes commissions.

as-per-usual:
“ Based on a tweet by Erin Chack!
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panaran:
“ But how many would it take to carry him?
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panaran:

But how many would it take to carry him?